Visiting OLD friends in Portsmouth

Well its been interesting, not realizing that I know so many OLD friends in Britain. It is as if my past karma is coming back to make me repent.  It was also unusual that two totally unrelated OLD friends lived in the same area near Portsmouth..the southernmost tip of Britain..perhaps trying to get close to South Africa? So I decided to kill two OLD birds with one stone and visit them over the Easter weekend.

I was thoroughly spoilt and taken on tourist destinations, eating some South African delicacies like Biltong. I do miss the tastes of my home.

I was given some English Breakfast, lunch of a huge plate of fish and chips (all very British) and then we went to a very traditional looking British pub for dinner, but it was run by a Thai family. The barman was Thai and they had traditional Thai food where profits were sent to support an organisation in Thailand.

Anthony and his wonderful and ever patient wife, Fran took me to Chichester cathedral

where there was both old and new art, wonderful huge tapestries. I saw a stained glass window by Marc Chagall, full of colour.

Also a very interesting huge painting that was dark but had luminous lights above the heads of a group of disciples, showing the holy spirit descending. 20160326_131023Then we went to a Roman palace that had huge well preserved mosaics. Most of the artifacts found were kept in storage, but they did have examples of the early wall paintings.

The problem with preserving the past is that they build these ugly warehouses over them…very far from looking like the original palace.

I was very humbled by a special visit from Anthony’s mother..a tiny mexican woman who is in her eighties but filled with verve despite her recent hip operation, and his sister, Roz, who I had not seen since she was the irritating little sister, who was now a beautiful older woman with two grown up children. Yet she was just the same. It felt like a bit of a time warp.

Portsmouth is on the edge of Britain and sits between Britain and Europe. It has a safe harbour and so the city surrounds inlets and water. Two things struck me. The one was the incredible amount of yachts that were parked in the bays. The money floating was enormous, and one got a sense of the wealth floating in the world, as maintaining a berth and the yacht  without even costing the boat needed extraordinary extra wealth. Not to mention some of the waterfront flats that fetched a huge price. Definitely a lot of “haves” here.

The shops in the shopping centre had designer names like Saint Laurent and Tommy Hilfiger..strangely all the models were modelling torn jeans!20160328_091419

The other was a visit to the nautical museum at Gunwharf Quays. Besides the fact that this also cost a fortune to enter, luckily sponsored by an OLD friend of mine, Andrew,  it was a celebration of British War History. There were 4 ships that had been or were being restored and parked over the way, was a new warship with fancy state of the art weaponry.

The 4 ships came from different eras of war. The first was the Mary Rose..built by Henry the eighth that had so many guns that the ship sank as soon as it was launched. As it is busy disintegrating, a huge amount is going into restoring it, including building a whole new building around it. The building looked like a space ship, but was really more like a warehouse.20160328_144404

The second was Nelsons war ship, HMS victory 1758, which was quite small in size, but that had 5 levels of cannons (104) and tons of guns, bayonets and pistols. Nelson was killed on board despite this. The level of armoury was awful, to think that it was there just to kill people.

The third was HMS warrior 1859 which is an enormous ship decked with 40 cannons guns and pistols,also 5 levels deep. It was the first metal hulled ship with both steam (huge steam engine) and wind power with huge iron masts.

Was never used in combat because it was too big and unwieldy, but was used as a support ship

The fourth was a small tin box of a ship used in the first word war to invade Turkey (rather unsuccessfully it seemed). Here they had a video of the events that really made you see the fruitlessness of war. There were many children being taken around by their parents, and I wondered what they said to them when inevitably asked “what are the guns for?” Did they teach them to idolize the war?

We were not  allowed to go onto the new HUGE warship, but it had everything needed to destroy much of the world.20160328_144314

We also went up the spinnaker tower, built in 2000, that looks for miles over to The isle of Wight. Had some tea and caught up on 30 years or so.

LONDON TO GET A SCHENGEN VISA (“LUCKILY” FOR TECHNOLOGY)

 

As a South African, I need a Schengen visa to visit Europe, and honestly, the process is as bad as applying for a British one. One would think that, having a British visa would allow me entrance to Europe, since they are part of the EU, but no such luck.

It is all very strange that every Schengen country has different rules in order to get a Schengen visa, yet, when you get it, you have three months to travel to any Schengen country you like. Also the form you fill in is the same for all Schengen countries. I first tried to get one for Spain. Well, many conflicting websites later, I found I had to go through an intermediary..and then scan their website daily to get an appointment. This was my first encounter with the technology needed to be a traveler in this side of the world.

I then decided I would try for the French and the Spanish visa at the same time and see which was more efficient. I managed eventually to get appointment at the French one, so carried on there. Their rules were incredibly bureaucratic and illogical. You cant go ANYWHERE without a hotel booking (via some website or other..I am not sure that AIR BNB counts as a hotel. I thought the best way was to have a place to stay with Agathe, my fellow French volunteer, but you have to have a letter of invitation, which she duly wrote,

Well, the only place you can get a visa is in London..for the entire country..hows that for first world organisation! In SA there are 3 places..Cape town, Pretoria and Durban. You have to go in person for “Biometrics” , where they photograph you and fingerprint you..all electronic. So I took a day off to go to London, which is 100miles from where I live.

Well it went smoothly driving there, finding a cheap all day parking (When I say cheap, its R100) and then going in with the tube.

The tube to the station I needed (olympia) wasn’t running at the time, (technology failure!), so, I got out at the previous tube station, and luckily I knew where I was from my previous visit (see blog 1) and so headed where I thought I was going..on foot (luckily for feet). Well. It took me 3 hours to find the place..luckily I gave it plenty of time.20160401_160122 some high street art I found along the way.

Luckily for smart phones that I could find the address on opera mini, but ran out of airtime to get google maps, then couldnt load new airtime due to a technological hitch at Vodacom.

At first they wouldn’t let me in without my invitation..which I had failed to print. Luckily for smart phones, I could call it up. Then they usually scan your bags for instruments of destruction..except, at that point, the searcher had to go to the loo, and so I just walked in (Luckily for non-technological human needs) so they did not find my pen knife.

Well there were three levels of checking my application. One at the reception desk, where they pointed out a mistake in my date, but let me through. The second wouldn’t let me through, and I had to fill in a new form because of the date error. They also found that my ferry ticket didn’t have my name on the page with the details, and my insurance didn’t have the dates but the number of days. Then they said, my letter of invitation from Agathe wasn’t the official one..which is supposed to be a form that the inviter has to fill in and have stamped by their local councillor. Now Agathe is still in England..it would have been a little difficult for her to go home to France, get the form, go to her councillor and get it signed, just so that I could come and stay.

Then they said I had applied for the wrong visa as I was visiting friends and not touring (tourist visa). (I wondered why you cant do both).  So either I had to have Hotel bookings for my entire trip, including where I planned to go to in Spain, or I had to apply for  visiting visa and fill in a new form. She said “For all we know you will be sleeping on the streets”. No room for changing your mind or being impulsive here. But I suppose the world is on paranoia alert. I might even want to stay there and become a refugee in the Jungle, while I await their magnanimous concession to live and work there. Who knows, I come from Africa after all…third world and desperate for civilizing.

I also noticed that the people awaiting Schengen visas were mostly Chinese with a smattering of Africa and Arab. ( the discriminated few..no Americans, no Australians…why not? Are they more worthy than us lowly citizens? Less prone to asylum seeking?..perhaps)

Well eventually I did fill in a new form, applying as a visitor, and with some persuasion, I just asked them to submit it. It then goes to the next level..which is the consulate..who MAY be more lenient, as I had enough money to support me..had to provide bank statements, a letter for Ruskin mill that I was working there, plus pay slips of my meager stipend. I also had to have at least 3 months on my British visa AFTER I return. (Other countries do not have this regulation).

The third level was the Biometrics and hefty payment, that I would lose if they refused my visa. At this point, I stopped caring. I am only going for 2 weeks, for heavens sake, is it really worth it just to see a few mouldy buildings? I decide at that point that I was done with traveling. Give me a hole I can creep in with no smart phones, no wi-fi, somewhere in my own warm country. Really, traveling is just another myth promoted by good advertising and glossy photos. In fact I wont postpone my stay, as planned, and I will get back at the soonest convenience..luckily for airplanes, and forget my down Africa trip. From now on I agree with Byron, I wont go anywhere that requires a visa…its all a money making scam and not worth the effort. In fact, Home is where the Heart is.

Well 2 hours later, I entered busy London again. Saw an old Fiat 500. I used to have an old green Fiat 850 called snarley. 20160401_154302I was going to visit Maurice (another lost OLD friend) for  coffee next to the Serpentine, but that was scuppered by time at the consulate mostly and his family obligations. I thought of visiting a couple of museums and places, but  didn’t feel the yen. I went past the Olympia exhibition centre, which had a wacky bright green and purple carpet with an exhibition of home ware…lovely space, but homeware? Not for me who has no home at present.20160401_155501 Went to an exhibition of contemporary Arab art. Then felt that maybe I shouldn’t if I am trying to get a visa for Europe. They might think I am plotting something.20160401_162148

So I took the tube back to my car 20160401_164655and drove back to Nailsworth, happy to reach my cosy room and a bath.